Whit!!!!!!

Happy
Birthday Whitney!!!

Happy Birthday to my very best friend, my sister, soul mate, partner in grime that is only found at the cream of the sign.

I will always stand by you through thick & pretty weight to battle back the torch carrying loony tards that rise up from the swamps of Anderlusia on the backs of Camel Crickets who stalk towards the piers of Salem with only our ruination in mind.

I assure you, no matter the trials, tribulation & stress placed upon us by various members of the 'Y' chromosome series - I've got ya back baby!

(You know, LaFayette really isn't all that far from Villanow!)